Posted by: littlegirlyone | April 21, 2009

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I saw this on Gray Lily’s site, and thought it would be fun.

1. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night?
i like to sleep after i orgasm. anytime that i can catch a catnap afterward works (morning, noon, or night)

2. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
when i’m in the bed, facing the ceiling, i’m on the right side. it’s also the farthest side from the door, but the closest side to the window

3. Pork, beef, or chicken?
shaking beef, please

4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
no. i managed to parallel park first (in my neighborhood), then i puked.

5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on?
the left. and i do a little jumpy dance to get tight jeans over my ample booty. mark loves this move, it cracks him up.

6. Candles or incense?
candles.

7. Do you dance when no one is watching?
i dance no matter who is watching me. i love to dance.

8. Did you play doctor when you were little?
oh yes. my next door neighbor (girl) and i had an ongoing inspection dr. game that involved sticking our fingers into eachother’s holes. i loved it.

9. Stove top cooking or microwave?
my mom never let us eat microwaved food, so i’m still leery of it. stove top.

10. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty?
my car. it’s far easier to clean

11. Shower or bath?
i shower most of the time, but i love a good bath!

12. Do you pee in the shower?
not regularly, but if i need to . . .

13. Mexican or Chinese food?
both. yum!

14. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
aggressive, jeez. (i bet you didn’t know that, huh?)

15. Do you own sex toys?
yup. not enough buzzy ones though since i killed my third rabbit 😦

16. Corn dogs or hot dogs?
hot dogs. with ketchup, not mustard!

17. Your favorite restaurant?
i really liked parilla when i went there.

18. What did you have for lunch today?
salad with nonfat italian dressing.

19. When did you last fall down?
on the escalator the other day, getting off the train. i didn’t fall all the way, but i caught my toe because i was trying to sprint up the left side.

20. Have you ever wished someone were dead?
yes. i still do. everyone says that’s bad, but i don’t mean it in a vengeful way. just that if this particular person would die, i would like it. it would please me. if it happened. big deal!

21. Love or money?
depends on what for.

22. Credit cards or cash?
cash.

23. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn’t?
see note re:wishing someone dead. yes.

24. Oreos or vanilla wafers?
oreos. yum.

25. How do you like your steak cooked?
medium rare.

26. How do you like your eggs cooked?
a true over medium (which no restaurant ever gets right) or scrambled with cheese πŸ™‚

27. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight?
no. i’m a little girl, not a street fighter!

28. Would you rather go camping or to a five star hotel?
five stars. i hate camping.

29. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery?
minor surgery. i have dental anxiety, and a root canal sounds terrible!

30. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
depends on how much money. that would be itchy growing back!

31. Would you rather have lice or an STD?
lice because you can get rid of it with special shampoo. there are lots of permanent STDs

32. What’s your favorite hard candy?
butterscotch discs or werther’s original.

33. Ever been to a strip club?
oh yes

34. Ever been to a bar?
duh.

35. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
no.

36. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
nope. i’m a lightweight, so i would be sick before i would get that far

37. Kissed someone of the same sex?
oh yes πŸ˜‰

38. Had sex in the car?
uh huh

39. Had sex at the beach?
no

40. Had sex in a movie theater?
no

41. Had sex in a bathroom?
in the shower

42. Have you ever been in an “adult” store?
uh huh. it embarasses me every time!

43. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
speaking of the lovely writers to the right, yes. there are.

44. Have you been caught having sex?
by my dad. when i lost my virginity. (cringe)

45. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
yep. i was a candy raver at one point and i kissed a few strangers.

46. Does anyone have naughty pictures of you?
oh yes.


Responses

  1. 14 – Duh, Huh?15 – easy girl!32 – amen43 – umm, Eenie, meenie, minie, mo44 – cringe indeed, I bet that’s a good story45 – okay, a story for sure, a post?


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